Scuzz Twittly - Keep Yer Hands Off My PBR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56duVYLsd4Q

Hier der Originaltext laut E-Mail von Scuzz Twittly,
der gesungene Text im Video weicht leicht ab:

Keep Your Hands off my PBR

You can spit on my pickup truck
Call my Ma a lousy whore
Leave a flamin' bag of dog shit
Outside my trailer door
But don't go messin' with my Pabst Blue Ribbon
Cuz then you gone way too far
Keep your hands, keep your hands off my PBR

You can bang my little sister
Like a drum in the big parade
You can hand me a big old cup of piss
And tell me it's lemonade 
You can hide a riled-up rattlesnake 
In my Grandma's cookie jar 
But keep your hands, keep your hands off my PBR

You can call Clint Eastwood a homo
You can say Chuck Norris is queer
You can claim John Wayne was a fan of cock
But keep your hands off my fuckin' beer
You can kick me in the gonads
You can drag me by the pubic hair
You can tie my pecker in a granny knot
Baby,I don't care

But if you see me down at the tavern
Bellied up to the bar
Keep your hands, keep your hands off my PBR

You can cop of cheap feel of my woman's ass
You can squeeze her sloppy tit
But if you go grabbing for my liquid love
You're gonna make me lose my shit
Cuz when I wanna party
Only one drink'll do
I reach right for an icy can
Of the red, white and blue 

Don't matter if you're the King of Siam
Or a big shot movie star
Keep your hands, keep your hands off my PBR
Just keep your hands, keep your hands off my PBR


Papst Blue Ribbon
http://www.ratebeer.com/forums/pabst-blue-ribbon-in-germany-webshops-military-base_264768.htm
Immer Aerger mit Proll-Trash (The Poor Kid)
Staffel 15, Folge 14 (30 Min.)
http://www.southpark.de/alle-episoden/s15e14-immer-rger-mit-proll-trash#source=e3748950-6c2a-4201-8e45-89e255c06df1:25eec0b8-ed8e-11e0-aca6-0026b9414f30&position=14&sort=!airdate

PBR geniesst den Ruf eines Arbeiterbieres in den USA, wird aber heutzutage vermehrt zum Modegetraenk erhoben. PBR ist beruehmt fuer den Werbespruch "PBR me ASAP".
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pabst_Blue_Ribbon


cop a feel 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cop%20a%20feel
 (v.) To touch an individual in an intimate manner, usually with sexual intent. Such an act is usually done without the persons consent and is also frequently met with hostility and/or violence.
This chick at the club was so crunk she was letting everyone cop a feel.

I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway. 

Flaming bag od dog shit
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flaming%20bag%20of%20dog%20poop
The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare.
The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten
lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the
bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location.
If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick
stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!).
Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.
Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.